No, dude, I like you! It’s just my crippling fear of abandonment that prevents me from seeing you in outside of work situations thats keeping us distant!
Never not thinking about this old vine
Caffiene, cats, grass, and ass…..
the secret to happiness is caffeine and a big fat cat that loves you and lets u rub their tummy
There’s one guy in Columbus Ohio that has a completely unique strain of Covid that we only know about because of how much he is shitting and it is baffling researchers.
His identity is a mystery but they know where commutes to because his shits turn up there too.
Imagine going about your daily life blissfully unaware that there’s a research team dedicated to tracking you through your actual shit